Bush’s latest plan for Iraq
Jim Messenger — 01/21/07
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a
new elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq later this evening.
They have been given the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Hat tip to Ed Miller for the great laugh!
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Breaking News: Bush’s latest plan for Iraq … Rednecks to the rescue…
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will…
January 21st, 2007 at 7:30 pmMy jugular vein is hurt now! I have not laughed this hard in a week! The guy in the photo is actually one of my old hunting buddies, and that is my old deer rifle he is holding. Why use a 30-06 when anti-tank weapns are available?
January 22nd, 2007 at 3:00 pmI have not laughed so hard at a picture in a long time! The scary thing is, this guy was probably not even looking for large game!
March 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pmGary said: “…this guy was probably not even looking for large game!?
What is the average size of a terrorist these days???
March 27th, 2007 at 12:22 pmLMAO. That is a great picture. Apparently the terrorists are getting bigger.
July 3rd, 2007 at 5:58 pmWith the Bush administration you never know; this could be the case…
July 29th, 2007 at 2:24 am